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2 September, 2017

Sorry about the lack of update, I'd make excuses, but they're boring. So let's get to what you're really here for.


Harry was watching his owl fly away when the phone rang. He laughed to himself. "That must be Ron, " he thought. "Hermione must have told him to use the phone."

He picked up the handset and was immediately blasted with a loud voice yelling "HELLO! CAN YOU HEAR ME? HELLO? IS THIS THING ON?"

"Ron. Ron. Ron. Ron. RON. RON!" He finally had to yell at him before he would be quiet. "You know Ron, you can talk normally and I can hear you just fine."

"Oh, yeah." Ron sounded sheepish. "Sorry, I forgot. I'm just not used to using this thing and-"

"Why are you using the phone instead of the floo anyway?"

"Hehe," Ron chuckled. "Hermione said that if I stay clean now we can get dirty together later toni-"

"OKAY." Harry exclaimed, feeling rather embarrassed. He really didn't want to know about the sex life of his best friends. "I suppose you've heard about Albus then?"

Ron exploded. Harry was sure that there was smoke coming out of his ears. "HARRY! YOUR SON IS IN SLYTHERIN! SHAME UPON OUR HOUSE! DO YOU KNOW WHAT GOES ON DOWN THERE IN THOSE DUNGEONS?"

Harry blanched. "Uh, no?"

"WELL... well, actually I don't know either. BUT I'M SURE IT'S HORRIBLE! Horrible twisted things that no decent human being should partake of." Ron blithered on while Harry's attention drifted. "You know he's going to come home at Christmas Holidays and ask why we don't do all the things his housemates parents do."

"Like what?" Harry sighed, not sure he wanted to know the answer.

"I don't know? Orgies under the full moon in a hay field?"

"Ron," Harry rubbed his temple, trying to stave off the beginnings of a headache of epic proportions. "I'm sure Slytherins don't do those kinds of things. You're being ridiculous."

"Harry," Ron said seriously. "He'll come back changed. Who knows what those Slytherin boys will do to him. Al's a good kid, but he's young and impressionable."

"Ron! You are overreacting. It's just Slytherin. It's not like he's going to come home with a shaved head, pierced nipples, wearing leather trousers and say 'Guess what dad, I'm gay and I like to take it up the arse!'"

"JUST SLYTHERIN? Do you know what you're saying Harry?"

Harry sighed again. "Yes Ron. I do know and yes, I'll deal with it. Now I'm going to bed. I suggest you do the same."

"But Harry!"

"Goodnight Ron." Harry said and he hung up the phone.

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Comments

( 15 comments — Leave a comment )
aigooism
Aug. 22nd, 2007 03:57 am (UTC)
Bwahaha! So Ron... XD

Oh and here's a little correction: "I suppose you've hear about Albus then?" [[[you've heard]]].

I'm glad this is still going! I was wondering what happened to it! ^_^
unrequited_rain
Aug. 22nd, 2007 04:20 am (UTC)
oh, thanks :D

oh, just me being murphey's law's bitch. getting financial aid in order, getting ready to move back to campus, writer's block, mini-vacation and a new fandom for a few :D

no worries, we won't leave you out in the cold without at least warning you to grab a blanket or a parka :D
streussal
Aug. 22nd, 2007 06:13 am (UTC)
It's not like he's going to come home with a shaved head, pierced nipples, wearing leather trousers and say 'Guess what dad, I'm gay and I like to take it up the arse!'

...is that foreshadowing?
museofspeed
Aug. 22nd, 2007 06:39 am (UTC)
Who...us?

*innocent smile*
laenij
Aug. 22nd, 2007 06:14 am (UTC)
Al is so going to that leather thing, isn't he...? XD
unrequited_rain
Aug. 22nd, 2007 06:55 am (UTC)
We'll see. We'll see. *suddenly finds self with evil!goatee and strokes it in an evil manner*
josanpq
Aug. 22nd, 2007 11:45 am (UTC)
It's not like he's going to come home with a shaved head, pierced nipples, wearing leather trousers and say 'Guess what dad, I'm gay and I like to take it up the arse!'

Well, it could be a whole lot worse. Al could announce that he's "Wizard for Bush".
unrequited_rain
Aug. 22nd, 2007 05:02 pm (UTC)
Hahaha True, always true.
museofspeed
Aug. 22nd, 2007 05:08 pm (UTC)
REPUBLICANS FOR VOLDEMORT!

*cough*
fueschgast
Aug. 22nd, 2007 01:11 pm (UTC)
Hehe, yeah...those Slytherins and their orgies ^^
unrequited_rain
Aug. 22nd, 2007 05:06 pm (UTC)
yep. Just can't get enough of them, apparently.
arihdni
Aug. 27th, 2007 04:37 am (UTC)
XDDDD!

RON is such a paranoic...as always!

.....Orgies under the full moon in a hay field.....only him
unrequited_rain
Aug. 27th, 2007 06:05 am (UTC)
haha, yeah he is a bit paranoid :D
mad_hatter14
Aug. 27th, 2007 05:42 pm (UTC)
Oh, Ron, you're such a drama queen...

Anyways, great story, you guys! Keep up the good work!


unrequited_rain
Aug. 28th, 2007 02:08 pm (UTC)
haha, yeah he is isn't he? thanks for reading!
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hey, you've managed to stumble upon Harry Potter: The Next Generation. Shana and Rain's Post-Deathly Hallows third generation fic.

Being that it is post-DH, there will be no warnings for spoilers because we assume you've already read the book. please don't make an ass of us, and yourself by whining about being spoiled.

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aunty rain<3
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